A devout Catholic woman was running late to church, slipped and fell, skinning her elbows and knees, and splitting her skirt. Dazed and confused, she glanced up and saw a man staring at her from the church steps.
"Are you OK?" he asked.
"Yes, but is Mass out?" she asked.
"No, ma'am", he replied, "but your hat is on crooked."
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