A dying grandfather, having no sons or grandsons, tells his granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the buildings, the livestock, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse, and $2,398,750 in cash."
The granddaughter, absolutely floored, says, "Oh Grandfather, you are SO generous! I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?"
With his last dying breath, the girl's grandfather whispered "facebook".
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