A trucker was sitting in a roadside diner waiting for his meal to come. He was watching an old couple at the next table over and noticed the elderly gent was eating and the old gal wasn't eating anything.
The trucker said to the couple," Ma'am, I notice you aren't eating. I can buy you a meal if it is because of prices and you are on pension."
The old gal says to the trucker, " Oh, No, My husband and I share everything. Hubby and me always share a plate of food."
The trucker asked curiously, " If you always share everything why aren't you eating anything from the plate?"
She said ...." I'm waiting for the teeth!"
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