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Originally Posted by Dewey Cox
The salvation army and the red cross took down the twin towers.
I'd go into detail, but I've probably said too much already.
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your almost there bud,
the real conspiracy is that they were never built!
hillary clintons reptilian alien overlords created holograms of the buildings so that they could (in the future) pretend to fly planes into them,
the reason the other tower went down was because it was hit by the holographic planes that passed through the fake twin towers.
hang on, my tinfoil hat is getting thin from rubbing against my colon.
ok i am back
the reptilian alien clintons then had trump elected to crash the economy, start a war with mexico (and china) and sink the west into a recession, but 4d chess and Q so we are all saved except for Canada, because reptiles being "cold blooded" means they actually like the cold, not that they need a warm environment (another "scientific fact"). so as you read this everyone you know is being assimilated. and you should get a hat like mine (use the bbq grade foil, it is thicker).
i sell them for 49.99 plus shipping, a real bargain,
each one personally worn, tested, and proven, to prevent brain damage from microwave radiation in my modified black and decker microwave oven.