Clerk-"What can I help you with today?"
Customer-" I need 308 bullets"
Clerk- "What type and grain?"
Customer-"Whatever is cheapest"
Clerk-"For hunting or target?"
Customer-"Hunting"
Clerk hands box of bullets to customer-"Will these do?"
Customer looks confused "I asked for bullets, what are these?"
Clerk-" A box of 50 bullets, the cheapest softpoints that we have"
Customer-" I need bullets, I can't shoot these"
Clerk-"You need loaded ammunition?"
Customer-"I need bullets"
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Only accurate guns are interesting.
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