A woman was arrested for shoplifting.
When she went before the judge he asked her,
"What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches,
and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
She replied, "6."
The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband stood up
and asked the judge if he could say something.
The judge said, "Well, what is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
I was working out at the gym when I spotted a beautiful sweet young thing walk in.
I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?"
The trainer looked me over and said;
"I would recommend the ATM machine in the lobby."
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