Im in Cabo San Lucas with my partner Heath
We decide one day to sit by the pool and use the swim up bar.
I develop this theory that the spiced rum is watered down, so I propose that I consume more than my normal, just to test my theory. Heath says go to it. She promises to watch over me. Sorta.
A few hours later, Im sitting poolside with my feet in the pool, having my 16th spiced rum and coke.
I feel two hands on my left shoulder, rubbing coconut sunscreen on me. Oh man, Im loving this.
Then, I feel two hands doing the same on my right shoulder. .......
I open my eyes and see this 20 something girl who doesn’t look vaguely familiar. I look over and theres another one. Must be friends. Smiley, wearing bikinis properly. Friendly as hell.
I look over and Heath is on a lounger about 30 ft away, shades down, and shes watching this. Im looking back at her like “hey, I thought it was you”
Heath puts her shades back on, shakes her head, and reclines. Totally abandons me in a dangerous foreign country in the company of aggressive strangers.
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