[Head Lice]

Commonly called 'The Yellow Mustang Syndrome' . . . . the car of your youth is timeless, you are not.
That '67 Malibu SS that you owned as a 19yr. old kid, and drove the snot out of, was cool. You were young, and the SS was made to burn up the road.
The years have gone by, and you've never forgotten those days of your youth.
So you found another '67 SS, poured a bucket of $$ into it, it looks great . . . you, on the other hand, not so much. Thin blue hair, 5ft. waistline, mis-matched socks.
Your days with the 'shrine to your youth' are spent at car shows . . . sitting behind your '67 SS on your lawn chair. That beautiful SS will never do what it was designed and manufactured to do again . . . . burn up the road.
You are in a quandary . . . .
Better pack up and leave for home . . . . why you ask?
Because the sun just went behind a cloud in Boise, Idaho.
End your quandary . . . . 'Rat-Rods Forever'
It'll put that smile back on that wrinkled old face again . . . . toothless smile?