A blonde is driving down the highway one day and she runs over a bunny rabbit! So she stops her car and she's crying her eyes out, when a second blonde comes along and sees blonde #1 crying beside the road, she pulls over and ask what's the matter? The first blonde says through her sobs and tears, I ran over this poor little bunny and now he's dead and it's all my fault! The second blonde says oh! is that all? She gets out of her car and grabs a can from a bag in her back seat and sprays the contents onto the bunny, who promptly jumps up, waves at the ladies, hops a bit farther, turns around and waves again! And keeps hopping and turning around to wave, until he's out of sight. The first blonde asks blonde #2, what was in the can? Blonde #2 shows her the can. "Hair spray, revives dead hare, and creates a permanent wave!"
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