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Originally Posted by Dick284
My opinion is that everyone has an opinion.
And.
Opinions are like butt holes.
Everyone has one.
And some stink worse than others.
I choose to really keep my opinions fairly close to myself, as I really don’t want to bless the masses with my odour, and in doing so certainly do not wish to catch much of a wiff of others stench either.
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The opinions/butt holes analogy has been done before. It's full of holes. Pun intended.
It's a safe bet that ALL butt holes stink. Opinions, not necessarily so.
One can get by without an opinion. One would be in dire straits without the other.
One's butt hole can be wiped clean. One's opinions usually linger.
Opinions, like ideas, are meant to be shared. One should keep his butt hole to himself.
Good things can come from opinions. Nothing good ever came out of a butt hole.
One can change his opinion. You're stuck with your butt hole.
If you listen to someone's opinion, you might learn something. All you'll get from a fart is stink.