I can picture the conversation now:
"Dude, I got an extra million bucks. What should I do with it?"
"Well, you could get out of this trailer and buy yourself a house."
"Nah. I like it here."
"You could fund the drilling of a thousand wells in third-world countries."
"No way. That's too practical."
"What about taking a vacation to some amazing, exotic location, and spending it on booze an women?"
"Did that last year. I was thinking I could give it to someone what finds me an imaginary critter."
"What, you mean like a mermaid, or a unicorn, or a leprechaun, or a sasquatch or somethin'?"
"Yeah, hey -- that last one sounds good..."
