02-10-2018, 10:15 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Camrose county
Posts: 3,492
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Originally Posted by TBark
True story,
We are living here in Australia for a spell, great weather, great condo, pool etc.
The wife goes to church on Sunday and a few weeks ago she asks me if I would like to go with her, she knows the people and they are friendly and of all ages. I said “ thanks but you go, I would watch my NHL app in the AM and I may golf after lunch” so off she goes, the wife usually texts me by noon to tell me if she’s coming right back or if she’s going for lunch or shopping or whatever.
She texts me at noon and says she has a few ladies interested in coming back to the condo for a swim in the pool.
Hm. Ok now I gotta ask who these ladies are as my wife know ladies from 20 years old to 70 years old.
So I text her, “will these ladies be bringing their bikini’s or their walkers”?
Wife texts “ha ha” and says “hang on a sec” a few seconds later she texts “ Ethel and Mildred say they will bring both”
I text’d back, “I’m going golfing “
TBark
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