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Originally Posted by Red Bullets
A man and woman dated for a long time and they were both very self conscious about something. She had stinky feet, and he had bad breath.
They would always try to avoid situations where these flaws would be found out by the other person.
Finally , one day the man asks the woman to marry him. She is concerned that now he will for sure find out about her stinky feet. And he was very worried that she would for sure find out he had bad breath.
The first night laying in their bed he pipes up and says, " Honey, I love you dearly but I have been keeping a secret from you. I need to reveal the secret."
She says," I think I know what your secret is, ... You ate my socks."
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Bahaha good one 
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