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Old 02-09-2018, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Sundog57 View Post
Bloodhound missed one back there
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs with his head jammed in your door frame - Jimmy

Old fellow's driving down the road one day and he sees a neighbour trudging along the shoulder carrying a big bag.
The old fellow stops and picks him and on they go.
Gets to the end of the neighbour's lane to drop him off, says that bag looks heavy.
Neighbour says "Yeah it's a couple of big bottles of wine, got 'em for the wife"
Driver thinks for a few seconds, looks over and says "Good trade"
Got a bargain lol
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