Young fellow gets a summer job as a life guard.
Spends all day roaming up and down the beach, but no girls will give him the time of day. Finally he goes over to one of the older lifeguards who seems to be a real hit with the ladies, girls are hanging all over his stand all day.
The poor newbie tells him about his problem and says "what's the secret"
The older guy gives him a wink and says "tomorrow before you hit the beach shove a potato down your swim trunks, it'll draws girls like flies"
So the next morning the young guy goes to work, puts the potato in his shorts and heads out on the beach.
Instead drawing the women, people are pointing at him and laughing.
Finally he goes over to his friend and says "I got the spud in me trunks but it doesn't seem to be working"
The older guy looks him up and down and puts his hand over his face "Jesus, he says.... the spud goes in the front"
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