One day a lawyer, a doctor, an engineer, and a politician were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
The lawyer said, "Adam and Eve couldn't have lived in the Garden of Eden without some rules, and the Bible tells us that God told them what to do and not to do. So law came first."
The doctor said, "Nope! Before then, God created Eve from Adam's rib - a surgical procedure."
The engineer said, "But earlier still, God brought order out of chaos, obviously an engineering job."
The politician said, "You're all wrong! Who do you think made the chaos?"
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