There once was a farmer who had three daughters and they were all going on there first dates on the same day.
The farmer, being the protective father that he is, decided to meet each suitor at the front door with a shotgun.
Later that afternoon the door bell rang, the farmer answered the door and the young man said 'Hi my name's Joe, I'm here for Flo, we're going to a show is she ready to go?
The farmer thought he looked harmless and sent them on there way.
Soon after, the door bell rang again. The farmer answered the door and the lad said 'Hi my name's Eddy, I'm here for Betty, we're going to get some spaghetti is she ready?
The farmer looked him up and down and thought he's alright and sent the kids on their way.
The door bell rang again. The farmer answered the door and the boy said 'Hi my name's Chuck. And the farmer shot him.
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