HOW TO
SAVE THE AIRLINES
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Dump the
male flight attendants. No one wanted them in
the first place....
Replace all the
female flight attendants with good-looking
strippers! What the hell -- they don't even
serve food anymore, so what's the
loss?
The strippers would at least triple
the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere'
going in the cabin. And, of course, every
businessman in this country would start flying
again, hoping to see naked women.
Because
of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't
need a salary, thus saving even more money. I
suspect tips would be so good that we could
charge the women for working the plane and have
them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap
dances and 'special services.'
Muslims
would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of
seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a
screeching halt, and the airline industry would
see record revenues.
This is definitely a
win-win situation if we handle it right -- a
golden opportunity to turn a liability into an
asset.
Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything
myself?
Sincerely,
Rob Ford
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Former Ford Fan
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