My best suggestion is to get a bunch of kids in there and pay them $1.00 a squirrel to catch them and relocate their hides to the fur auction and feed their carcass' to those poor helpless little buzzards that just can't seem to feed themselves.

Get a kid outdoors and away from his video games, burn off some fat (many kids these days are highly obese) and take care of your problem/inconvenience. Few things as refreshing as taking in the outdoors and trappin' some critters!