Sister Margaret died and through some grievous error wound up in hell instead of heaven.
She got on the phone to St. Peter to tell him some horrible mistake had been made. St. Peter promised to get right on it.
The next day the good sister was still with all of the sinners. St. Peter received a second panicked phone call. “This is sister Margaret again. You’ve got to help me. There’s an orgy planned for first thing tomorrow morning.”
St. Peter again promised to get right on it.
At about noon the next day he receives a third phone call, “Hey Pete, This is Maggie, forget about the transfer.”
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