An old Florida cowboy is riding his horse one day when he sees a large frog sitting beside the trail, so he pulls his gun, thinking "frogs legs for supper tonight!" The frog crys out "hold on pardner, I'm a magic frog, I can Grant you 3 wishes!" So the cowboy put his gun away and says "alright then, I've got an old trunk in my basement, I want it full of gold coins frog says "done!" Cowboy says, "I've got another trunk, I want it full of $100 bills" frog says "done" cowboy said "for my third wish, I want a dong as big as my horse!" Frog says "done" so the cowboy goes home, opens the first trunk and gold coins start tumbling out onto the floor! So he pops the second one and it's stacked to the lid with $100 bills! He unzips his fly and reaches in and his eyes get big as saucers, and he says "oh darn, I was riding a mare today!"
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