A man gets pulled over for speeding, the cop approaches his car and he rolls the window down,
Officer; licence and registration please.
Driver; sorry officer, I lost my licence after my third DUI, and as for registration, it's not my car, I stole it, but I think I saw it when I put my handgun in the glove box.
Officer; you've got a gun in the glove box?
Driver; yes sir, I used it to shoot the owner of the car... she's in the trunk.
Officer; you've got a BODY in the trunk?
Driver; yes sir, I couldn't just leave her in the parking lot.
Officer, DON'T MOVE!
Officer goes back to his car and within minutes 6 squad cars show up with sirens wailing and lights flashing!
The chief cautiously approaches the drivers window.
Chief; licence and registration please, driver hands it over, licence is valid, car is registered in his name,
Chief; open the glove box please, driver opens glove box, it's empty.
Chief; pop the trunk please sir,
Driver pops the trunk, it's empty... chief approaches the drivers window again and says, I don't understand, the officer who pulled you over said that you had lost your licence, that you'd stolen the car, that you had a handgun in the glove box and a BODY in the trunk!
Driver; I'll bet that lying S.O.B said I was speeding too! Didn't he?
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