A pompous Baptist minister was seated next to an overbearing attorney on a plane flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The attorney asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The minister replied in disgust, "I’d rather savagely rape a brazen Hooker than let liquor touch these lips." The attorney then handed his drink back to the attendant and told her with delight, "I didn’t know there was a choice."
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