Science is real, right?
The dog would not listen to commands so it was given to a scientist to study.
The first day the scientist put the dog across the room and called him. The scientist wrote in his study: "When called the dog eagerly came when called."
The second day the scientist removed the dogs front legs and again put the dog across the room and called him. The dog pushed with his back legs and came. The scientist wrote in his report: "After removing the dog's front legs the dog willingly responded by coming when called."
The third day the scientist removed the dog's rear legs. He put the legless dog across the room and called the dog. The dog didn't come. He called the dog again and the dog did not come. The scientist wrote in his report: "After removing the dog's four legs the dog would not come when called therefore I must conclude the dog is deaf."
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This country was started by voyagers whose young lives were swept away by the currents of the rivers for ten cents a day... just for the vanity of the European's beaver hats. ~ Red Bullets
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It is when you walk alone in nature that you discover your strengths and weaknesses. ~ Red Bullets
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