The parish priest calls the mother superior into his office.
This is how their conversation went:
He: "Sister, I want to show you something."
She: "What is it, Father?
He: "Come into my private room & close the blinds."
She: "WHAT?!"
He: "I said....."
She: "I heard what you said - I just can't believe you're saying it!"
He: "Well, I really need you to come in."
Curious, the nun does as she is told.
He: "Here, sit on the bed beside me."
She: "I have to get out of here."
He: "Aren't you the least bit curious?"
Well, the nun was so she sat down beside him.
He: "Get under the covers."
She: "WHAT?????!!!!!" The nun was really freaking out.
He: "It doesn't work otherwise!" says the priest.
After much coaxing, the nun does get under the covers with him.
He: "Come closer," whispers the priest.
Nervously, she does get closer.
He: "See," the priest whispers gleefully, "my new watch does glow in the dark!!!!"
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