This old couple sat through the porno movie two times. They didn't get up to leave until the theater was closing for the night.
"You folks must've enjoyed the show," says the usher.
"Disgusting," says the old lady.
"It was revolting," says her husband.
"Then why did you sit through it twice?" says the usher.
"We had to wait till you turned up the house lights. We couldn't find my panties, and his teeth were in them!"
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