A Pole, a Frenchman and an American went deer hunting. When the Frenchman came back to camp with a big buck, his companions asked how he'd managed it.
" I saw ze tracks. I followed ze tracks. Bang! I got ze deer," was his answer.
The next day it was the American who dragged a big buck back to camp. " I saw the tracks, I followed 'em and-bang- I got the deer," was the story he told.
The third evening the Pole dragged himself into camp, a bruised and
bloody mess. " What the hell happened to you?" asked the other hunters.
" I saw the tracks. I followed the tracks, and-- bang!" moaned the Pole,
" I got hit by a train."
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