In a presentation for outdoor ed class, a student stated that "elk usually only have only one baby a year, but sometimes they get really lucky and have two." Cue snickers, and explanation that "they get really lucky" doesn't mean what you're thinking.
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"This Brittany is my most cherished possession — the darndest bird-finder I have ever seen, a tough and wiry little dog with a choke-bored nose and the ability to read birds’ minds." -Jack O'Connor
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