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Old 06-11-2018, 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted by huntinstuff View Post
TG

Deck party at my place now

I absolutely guarantee that if you come over, your “zip” will be tested.

If you fail here, you need to see a Dr

Then again, if you succeed here, you might need to see a Dr

Catch 23 situation

You might pass with flying carpets

Doesn't take rocket appliances to see that

Worst case Ontario, you get a needle every three weeks
I woke up the morning after this post and....

Mrs Tree: You were talking in your sleep again last night.

Me: (Turdo impersonation) Umm, er, um.

Mrs Tree: You mumbled something about Huntinstuff's dick????

Me: DECK!!!!!

Mrs Tree: Ohhh. That's a relief. hahaha

Me: Um. He asked about trimming the shrubbery around it.....

Mrs Tree: Then you went on about Treeing a bunch of cougars???

Me: He used to guide.

Mrs Tree: Oh. Makes sense.

Me:



LOL!

Tree
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