There were three bucks in a field talking, an 8 point, a 4 point, and a button buck.
The 8 point was bragging and saying that he had 8 does.
The 4 point was bragging that he had 4 does
Of course the little button buck didn't have any does
Then all of a sudden a huge 14 point buck walked into the field all alone.
The 8 point looked around and said “I really don't need 8 does, 4 is enough for me.”
The 4 point thought about it a little bit and said I really don't need 4 does, 2 is enough for me.
The little button buck suddenly took off and starting making huge scrapes, rubbing trees and just generally making a real ruckus.
The other two bucks looked at him and said, “what the heck do you think you're doing?”
The little button buck looked at them and said, “I just want that big bastard to know I'm a buck.”
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