Peace region RCMP report finding a man's body in the Peace River, near Taylor.
The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.
The victim apparently drowned due to excessive marijuana consumption.
He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, a strap-on *****,
purple lipstick, and a ‘Re-Elect Trudeau' T-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.
The police removed the Trudeau T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
So... In spite of what we sometimes think, the Police do care.
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