A brunette goes to see a doctor and says that her body hurts whenever she touches it.
" Impossible ," says the doctor.
' Show me ."
She takes her finger, and presses on her elbow , and screams in agony , She pushes her knee and screams , pushes her ankle and screams, and so it goes on; everywhere she touches makes her scream with pain .
The doctor says " You're not really a brunette are you ?"
She says, " No, I dyed my hair, I'm naturally blonde , How did you know ?"
"Because " , says the doctor ... " Your finger is broken ."
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Think about it ....every single corpse on Mt Everest...
Was a highly motivated person...
...stay lazy my friends 
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