I hear you.
I was still in the saddle with one of my mares when she dragged herself back up onto her feet. She reared and came over on top of me, but I showed her. I stayed right in the saddle when she got up and rode her around for a few minutes. Then I went to emerg and they taped the broken ribs.
Another time I woke up in the hospital to the sweet sounds on my wife's voice asking "What have done now *******?" I said I can't remember, I think as crazy as it sounds I had a wreck with the horse. She said " I know that *******, but what have you done here to ****off the nurse?"
I make a lousy patient. I guess it's to be expected from someone who is bulletproof and a *******.