As a couple undresses on their honeymoon night, the groom takes off his pants and hands them to his bride. "Here, honey. Try these on," he says.
She does so and replies, "Why, these don't fit me; they're way too big!"
"Just remember that," says the groom. "In this family, I wear the pants!"
The bride then takes off her panties and throws them to her new husband. "Here, honey. Try these on," she says.
Her husband, trying to humor her, tries to, but can't. He replies, "Why, these don't fit me; they're way too small! I can't even begin to get into your pants!"
"That's right," she snaps, "and that's the way it's gonna stay until you change your goddamn attitude!"
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