Fiona and Angus were enjoying some private courting time, overlooking the loch and holding hands. Fiona says: "Penny fer yer thoughts, Angus?"
Angus blurts: "I ken yer the bonniest lass I ever did lay eyes, and It'd be an treat to hold you!" Riddy now, Fiona leans into him, and they embrace.
After a short spell, once again the female has to ask: "Penny for yer thoughts?"
Angus pauses, and says: "I'd be inclined to give ye a wee tirl..."
Blushing a bit more now, Fiona plants lips on Angus, and they kiss for a spell. Angus is quiet now, so Fiona sweetly breathes: "Penny fer yer thoughts Angus?"
Fiona squirms a bit, awaiting a bolder request from Angus. Brow furrowed, Angus finally replies to a breathless Fiona: "I dinnae... dinye ken it's time the first penny is due??"
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