jokes
A native fella is riding on his mule, going to town on a hot summer day on the Navajo reservation. He notices coming up behind him a big cloud of dust from a convertible driving pretty fast. The guy driving the car pulls to a stop beside the native.
"This the way to town" asks the driver.
"Yep, just up the road a mile or so" says the mule rider.
"Thanks" says the guy. "Need a lift or anything?"
"Naw" says the native. "But tell me, why do you drive with the top down on such a hot day?'
" Well " says the driver, "the faster you go, the cooler the air, as it rushes by you, and the cooler you will be."
"Hmmm...makes sense" says the native, as they say their goodbyes and the car takes off down the road.
Now the native on the mule gets the inspiration, kicks and prods the mule into a pretty fast gallop. Sure enough the air blowing by the natives face is cooler, and he really starts feeling good.
A few minutes later, the mule plows into the dirt, throwing him off.
The native gets up, dusts himself off and walks back to the mule. Confirming that the mule is dead, he ponders a bit and says " Hmmm, must of froze to death".
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