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Originally Posted by Gary K
that lantern is awesome!
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Most Definetly.
I will contribute another joke.
-Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course; He'll shut up once you let him in.
- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.