Things that spouses say
 

We have things that parents say covered in another thread, so I thought I would start one for spouses.

Mrs ARG and I are watching TV, completely out of the blue she says, "I'm really pleased with how my poodles turned out." I'm thinking, "Poodles? What poodles?" Awkward silence as I try to think of a response.

ARG

"It's in the box under"

I don't know if I ever found it:mad0100:

Wife--"Are you even listening to me?"

Her, out of nowhere “Talk talk talk talk talk talk talk talk...talk talk?”

Me, looking up from 6 different maps and harvest data, planning the next hunt - “huh?”

Her: :sign0176:

I once said to my wife one time as she was driving ..... "Honey, you know if they put all those potholes in a straight line, you wouldn't have to swerve to hit them." :scared0018:

If you get a shower first


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I hear "I love you anyways.." frequently :sHa_sarcasticlol:

I'm quite lucky my wife's always says when are you going back to work or when are you going fishing

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Classic

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Why are you using that towel!

BW

That things broken again

thing?

My truck is making a funny sound or acting weird,

Oh okay when did it start,

Oh, last week I think...

“ I don’t care if I’m right or wrong, I just want you to agree with me “
:budo:

Do me.

"It's not a race ya know..."

Do yourself. :budo:

Why is it so hot in here? :mad0030:

5 minutes. :rolleye2:

Race you to the bedroom. :scared0018:

Wear a sweater if you are cold. :confused:

Hands off my boobs. (that's real embarrasing in the theatre lol) :love0025:

Did you turn the goddamn heat up? :sign0161:

“Something really stinks in here...”

All I do around here is clean!

BW

Wife always say " you never listen to me......" at least that's what I think she said :thinking-006:

Her:"Why can't you be more sensitive!?!?" ?(for the 100th time)

Me: "OK"....then do a wimpering whining Woody Allen impression.

Her: "Ugghh...get away from me, you're creeping me out."

Me: "Which would you like?"

Her: "Hmmmp"

My wife - often! "Hun, my car needs gas." (She passes at least 2 gas stations on her way back and forth from work.)
Me, "How low is it?"
She, "I don't know. The red light came on a few days ago."
Me, ":thinking-006:"

You're just being You Again. :lol:

Grizz

pull my finger...

If your getting up...get me a beer.

Dam I like when you vacuum under the couch on all fours:scared0015:

Your spouse says those to you?

I thought you were a guy!

Are you deaf??

His wife is the one with the beard. :sHa_shakeshout:

Things my wife says to me
 

You never heard a word I said.
You stink, did you not shower on your last 8 day hunting trip?
You overcooked my steak. I wanted it rare.
WHEN are you going hunting, fishing, again?
Did you **** yourself?
DID something crawl up your ass and die?
You drive like an old man in a mini van.
Tell me why you need another gun? You have 3 safes full of them.
Don’t come home with out a moose!
Can you put gas in my car? And by the way it could use a wash.
Your having another beer? I think you have had way too many.
Do not come near me unless that grey **** gets removed from your face.

She is one of a kind and I love her dearly.

When I told my ex I was going fishing one day she retorted back... "You just want to go have fun!"

"Have you seen my Visa?" (Yup....lots)

"Just chill!"

"I think its rum time for you"

"I'll be back Thursday. Try to behave"

"That quad!!! Get a new one for gods sake. Its embarassing"

"You dead?"