Birds Aren't Real
 

Thanks bat119 for point this out... https://birdsarentreal.com/

I hope it is satire. If it is it is very well done. If it isn't :scared0018:

ARG

That's why you constantly see them sitting on power lines, they are recharging.

Hey Gopher, you should’ve warned people to consult with their psychiatrist before opening this link…:sHa_sarcasticlol:

Yesterday I saw a bald eagle flying above me.

I think he was doing an aerial survey to ensure my wildlife tags were in order.

Well this explains everything
 

Now you may be wondering, how were the birds actually killed? What method was used to accomplish this act of mass murder? Good question. The water tanks in the bombers were filled with a specially formulated bird poison, that once consumed, would give the bird a virus that could be passed onto other birds. The poison was sprayed from an altitude of 8,000 feet and would completely dissolve before it hit the ground. Which meant that only birds would be affected by its terror, and once a single drop of the poison struck the birds feathers, the virus would take hold through the fibers and make its way into the bloodstream. The virus would then affect the bone structure in such a way that total decomposition of the birds would take place within 24 hours.

Dulles responded, “Haha Alvin, that’s going to be so funny. We’ll have to play that clip at the White House Correspondents dinner. By the way, how’s the bird slaughter going? How many birds have we killed so far?”

“We’ve killed about 220 million so far, and the best thing is, the Robot Birds we’ve released in their place have done such a good job that nobody even suspects a thing.”

Another conspiracy to expose. Thankfully, the Flying Spaghetti Monster provides the calm and positive outlook I need to deal with all this controversy.
:scared0018:

government drones
 

Birds Aren’t Real protest flocks to Washington Square Park
https://nyunews.com/news/2022/10/17/birds-arent-real-protest/

The protestors booed pigeons - or government drones as they flew over the arch. (Kevin Wu for WSN)
I love conspiracy theories about birds working for the government. I get the feeling of being watched by government when I'm out in public. I don't want to be paranoid about it, but I do think that we should look into ways to make sure that the government isn't watching us.
https://artirifashion.com/why-do-peo...ds-arent-real/

Liberals aren't real either. Well at least not HONEST ones.

Drewski

Would be pretty cool if someone dressed up their drone with feathers to look like a bird. There are quite a few birds (hawks) that just hover looking for prey. Then you can pretend it is in an updraft and take it up and down and look again

I ate one and it tasted pretty good.

It's a conspiracy!
 

I'm shocked that members of the hunting community have colluded with the authorities to keep this secret!