Nicknames for stores and restaurants
 

After Ken calling the colonel Dirty Bird made me chuckle I gotta hear what you guys call some other places. I use the classics, Rotten Ronny's, Wally World and Crappy Tire but lets hear what else is out there.

Cambodia Tire

Horrible Freight

A Few
 

The Oilcan - famous haunt in Ft Mac

The Boutique - the old Army Navy in Downtown Edmonton

Corrosion Lab - Rustys in the Regency in Edmonton, got most of an engineering degree there

The Powderkeg - the old Power Plant at U of A

Dirty dub. A&W

Pops calls KFC Kentucky Slide.

I call McDonalds disgusting.

Little Caesars, Pizza 73 & Dominos I call dog food.

sorry if this offends. if it does please delete it
we call Canadian tire "newfy speed and sport"

McDonalds = Rotten Ronnies

ooops been said

Buffalo Wild Wings - B Dubs
Jack in the Box - Jack in the crack
Cracker Barrel - crack as$ barrel
Tim Hortons - Timmy Hoes
McDonalds - Micky dees

I’m sure I have more those are just the few off the top of my head...

Cambodian Wheel.

Earl's Garlic Palace
Golden Armpits, aka McD's

Used to be a restaurant in Lloydminster; Golden star. Wife called it the golden Gag

Taco Slime

Friend used to hate McD's called it MCPuke, but calling DQ anything derogatory burnt him up inside, so it was referred to as Dairy Hag Queen for a Day (not hag)

Rotten Ronnies Salmonella City

J-Block-Jezebels across from SAIT back in the day


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I also refer to A&W as SJ&W now too.

J-Block.... whoa I caught some bad hangovers there.

First time I heard "dirty bird" was George Laraque on the Bob Stauffer show :) When in "off-season" Laraque would CRUSH KFC :sHa_sarcasticlol:

Burger baron anywhere! The gut wagon!
Also the best hangover burger anywhere!

Any truck stop restraunt is a “greasy spoon”

A Newfy buddy of mine told me that one years ago, we both get a kick out of it!:)
Cat

Kentucky Fried Children

Smitty's...
Shi......y's

Old man referred to A&W as choke and puke

McDicks

Marks Work wh0rehouse

Taco Hell

McDick's or McDicknald's = Rotten Ronnie's

My wife calls anything from Chef Boyardee "Poochari" after an old Kids in The Hall skit about a dog food commercial. Now I've taken to it as well (I'm the only one of us who eats it though)

Any strip club is referred to as "The Ballet"

Speaking of the U of A how about the room at the top!

Kentucky Yucky

Earl's I call Hearls after getting really serious food poisoning there about 25 years ago. Never gone back.

Taco Time - Runs at the Border

Arby's -Barfby's

Most Road side diners - not good food but it makes poop in the morning

:) :sHa_shakeshout: :happy0180:

We use to call one Dive "The Ptomaine Tavern".

Skeevy Mart
Cambodian Tire
The Brown Hole (Branleys Red Deer now gone RIP)
WallyWorld

The Public Lunch(Olds) - The Pubic Hair(It was really good food thow)
Lotus Garden (Olds) - Lause House